The day was not as eventful as I would have hoped it to be. What the heck. Suddenly I remembered some kick ass jokes that I told some of the guys recently. Hmm... Wonder what the world's funniest joke may be? Yup.. That's what we're gonna find out: The world's funniest joke..
Did You Know?
I was going through the internet today and I found a very interesting research study. Guess what, it was a study to determine the WORLD'S FUNNIEST JOKE! The joke was as below.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Hilarious? It was more like.. WAD THE..
I happened to drop by another webby featuring local jokes.. Have a taste of Singaporean humour people. The next one will leave you rolling on the floor..
(Disclaimer: Any characters in the joke are not representative of any person living or dead. Except maybe some ppl I know lah..)
A Damn Cock Fairy Tale..
Once upon a time, there was a king who had a very beautiful daughter. As he was very fond of his daughter and he didn't want her to leave him, he made an impossible offer to his kingdom's men. He announced that whoever has two d**ks would be eligible to marry his daughter. The invitation spread far and wide. Unfortunately, none had his request and the king was secretly pleased.
In another part of the kingdom, there were 2 woodcutter brothers, Binbin & Baba. One day, they chanced upon a very big tree and decided to chop it down for money.
As they were about to chop it down with their sharp axes, a voice cried out, "STOP! Please don't hurt me ! " The brothers were scared shitless when suddenly an apparition appeared from out of the tree. He told them that he was the genie of the tree and if they would to spare him, he would grant them one wish each.
Remembering the king's offer of his daughter as bride, the brothers each wished for a second prick. The genie said "Your wish is granted. Now... what you have wished for will fall down from the sky. You must catch it promptly with your hands and attach it to where you want it to be !"
Binbin was the first one to receive his wish. As the d**k was falling down from the sky, he swiftly caught it with his hands and attached it right next to where his own d**k is.
Now, Baba was the clumsy one. As his second d**k was hurling down , he missed and it landed right on his forehead !!!
Binbin, being the cool one, told Baba that it was alright and they should proceed to the palace to seek the princess's hand in marriage. After all, the king did say 2 d**ks. Baba, not wanting to expose what he had on his forehead, took a long piece of cloth and wound it round his head like a turban to hide it.
They reached the palace 2 days later.The king was summoned and he asked Binbin to show him his 2 d**ks. Binbin took off his pants and proudly showed it off to him. The king sighed in dismay and resignation and also called on Baba to show him his 2 d**ks.
Embarrassed, Baba took off his pants and unwound his turban to reveal what's on his forehead. The king then yelled in disgust, "NI NA B EH ! YOU THIS TYPE OF LAN CHEOW BIN WANT TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER AH ???!!!???? "
And so the term "Lan Cheow Bin" was coined.
SEX ALWAYS WORKS!!
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